Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 13, 2017

ELF

A little bastard at the North Pole that threw yellow snow at another bastard

That ELF threw a Piss ball at me

by Hey man, I have an Elf bomb July 8, 2020

drip elf

cock

drip elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024