Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022

Colin Albert

Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.

Colin Albert just impregnated me

by Bbc man69 January 21, 2022

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.

"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"

by allforgiven May 29, 2022

Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.

Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.

by [Echo] May 30, 2022

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021