trap page

The trap page was undoubtedly developed by the ingenious men and women of AOL and other internet marketing tycoons. Used to exploit their clients as well as external users, the trap page is an excellent tool to force feed users with annoying propaganda and advertisement. The trap page implements 'anti-back' technologies, prohibiting the user from backing out of the webpage once it has been visited. This forces a user to either retype the desired URL or simply close the browser window, all while having advertisements crammed down their throat. The trap pages of today have reached new heights by using JavaScript and other web scripting technologies to spawn siblings of the original trap page or simply spam the fuck out of you with annoying dialog boxes. Thanks a lot you greedy, inhumane advertising scumbags.

To see the trap page in action see any porn site or use anything AOL affiliated.

by Meth0d July 7, 2004

sand trap

a vagina with sand in it

i hooked with this chic in the desert and her sand trap fucked my shit up

by chubs February 17, 2005

Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008

Trap Town

A term used to describe any small town or community where the people living there tend to stay for their whole lives, whether because they simply don't know anywhere else to go or otherwise.

Dude that place is a damn trap town. You either get the fuck out as soon as possible or get stuck there for your whole life.

by Flippy nippy January 9, 2019

Weird trapped

To be surrounded by weird people all the time. Like being boy trapped but instead of boys, weird people. Often causes the person to feel weird or uncomfortable/awkward

Jason: why do I feel so weird

Crazy motherfucker: cuzco you've jus been weird trapped son!!!

by Stormtrooper 678 May 24, 2016

cuddly trap

A cuddly trap is when an individual (or possibly more) ensnares a friendly partner in intimate embrace playfully not allowing them to do another low priority activity.

I was going to grab a glass of water but my boyfriend caught me in a cuddly trap on the couch for a half hour.

by ToastedZergling3 March 4, 2012