Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?
We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!
by AwesomeScienceFacts December 21, 2017
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melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer
by euan murray January 01, 2016
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something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 03, 2023
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melon husk

when you need to prevent copyright stuff on elon musk and are addicted to melons and/or husks
look over there! it's melon husk!
by not osama April 30, 2024
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poppin melons

used to describe the act of shooting a person in the head, usually with a pistol on the street
ay, Tyrone was on the block poppin melons last night, he caught three bodies
by themoparguy426 January 04, 2022
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melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
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Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.
by Sharky1325 January 16, 2018
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