hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

by HunterJohnston2002 December 29, 2017

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hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.

"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"

by sharty123 January 20, 2012

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Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it

Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night

by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

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When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

by 103939393 September 27, 2015

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The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 07, 2024

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A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

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"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

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