German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

german hotdog

A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.

Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?

by GermanSausage15 June 13, 2018

german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.

Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.

by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019