Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

by shalala88 December 20, 2008

Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.

So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.

by Hawkeye from MASH November 5, 2010

Seattle Drunk

To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in

I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted

by Teeny tiny weenie May 19, 2016

drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.

Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.

by TenaciouslyTacoTastic April 26, 2014

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

by Shake_360 July 26, 2011