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pocket invasion

The practice of infiltrating the pockets of people around by placing your hand inside of them. This works well with chest pockets on dress and collar shirts.
I inserted my hand into his pocket, and he was upset, for his pocket had been invaded.
by Joshua Sanstrum April 25, 2005
mugGet the pocket invasionmug.

pocket peeps

aka. midgets, dwarves, short people, nano-humanoids, etc...
aww shit, here comes verne troyer and his pocket peeps posse... we're fucked now!
by mabus42 July 20, 2011
mugGet the pocket peepsmug.

pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.
Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@
by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013
mugGet the pocket tweetmug.

pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips
"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"
by Dearergoose October 10, 2017
mugGet the pocket baconmug.

Pocket Chips

The act of putting chips in your pocket and eating thyem. Thus not needing to carry a bag around, causing unnecesary attention towards you and mooching.
Randy was hungry end didn't want mooches going after his chips so he decided to get some pocket chips.
by Fashion Assasin March 25, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Chipsmug.

French pocket

n.

1. a pocket which has had the end sliced off to allow the wearer access to his or her genitals, specifically for the purpose of masturbating in public without those around noticing.
It was apparent from his tumescence and his vigorously moving hand that he was using a French pocket to masturbate while looking into the playground.
by B-T November 15, 2010
mugGet the French pocketmug.

pocket person

A person that is so cute and adorable, you want to put them in your pocket and carry them around.
Luis is such a cute little pocket person.
by Clint S July 6, 2006
mugGet the pocket personmug.

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