Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.

Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

Canadian Slapshot by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011

slappin the goat 

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

slappin the goat by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008

slappin' skins 

Having good, rowdy sex. Refers to the sound made by bootymeat slapping on your lap.

"I had to kill dat bitch cause she was slappin' skins wit all da homies."

"Man, me and dis ho was slappin' skins all mothafuckin' night!"

slappin' skins by Johnny Insane July 6, 2008

slapping skins 

The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus

Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.

slapping skins by Friendlee69 April 14, 2014

Pelvis slapping 

Another name for sex

Me and this girl were pelvis slapping in my room last night.

Pelvis slapping by vi guy February 27, 2011

pissed up slapper 

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

pissed up slapper by junkietown May 25, 2009

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003