premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011

E-dickt

An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.

Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.

by Billy Venture October 22, 2010

Robber-E

Committing a robbery on a drug dealers house stealing all thier ecstacy.

1. Lets run up in this bitches crib.
2. Hurry up with the Robber-E

by Quadir425 November 16, 2010

E Blastin

Having little to no knowledge on DMR reticule's

Stop E Blastin we are losin the game.

by Feyedelem22 May 5, 2010

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.

My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.

by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010

e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009