birdaphrodite

Half Man, Half Bird ~ it stalks its prey with keen eyes...while wearing polka dot boxers

kid looking at bird: "i wonder how it would be if i could fly"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"

guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"

by mydadgaveupopcorn July 27, 2011

Birdgasm

Completing a level of angry birds with only one bird and flipping a shit about it.

John: ohh ohh yes yes! Fuck yeah!
Paul: what happened?
John: I bet the level with only one bird!
Paul: and you had to have a birdgasm about it?

by Fallencrazy December 9, 2012

Birdst

A word to use in significance of admitting a stupid decision or messing something up.

When walking, John stumbled off of the sidewalk, "Birdst" he says. Leah and Katherine laugh at his mess up.

by thepython January 18, 2013

Birdaloon

A term used to describe someone who acts like a complete ass clown on the golf course; Someone who disregards the status quo and significantly lacks maturity, taking it to a whole new level; Often times used in parallel with a jagaloon.

"I was teeing off on #9 the other day and I completely duffed it when I heard a group of guys being obnoxious on the course. God these Birdaloons need to keep it down!"

by The Birdaloon August 17, 2013

Birds

A kilo(s) of cocaine.

2 chainz raps about slanging birds. "Everything that I got I got from slanging birds"-2chainz

by Maark Black March 18, 2014

Birding

The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points

"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"

by Smooth Bones March 22, 2014

Birdman Delusion

A delusion of egomania, akin to the narcissitic protagonist of the film Birdman, a failed actor who tries to bridge the gap between his hopes and his sad reality - the life he aspires to and the life he has.

"Jennifer is having a Birdman Delusion - she's writing a one woman play on middle-class singletons in NYC."

by Notorious L.O.Z. February 24, 2015