Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

balls in a damien

a phrase that is said to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "I slammed my donger in a car door"
Person 2: "balls in a damien!"

by juoemama June 20, 2022

balls in a damien

phrase to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "balls in a damien!"
Person 2: "what happened?"
Person 1: "I slammed my donger bonger in a door!"

by sussybakamonger June 20, 2022

Going balls

The act of feeling confused, happy, anxious, and occasionally a bit angry, as well as feeling ballsy.

"Man, I'm really going balls right now."
"Same."

by fopurple June 23, 2022

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022

Ball Spackle

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface

I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight

by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

nans balls

definition of being a pussy,

stop being like my nans balls and do it

by nansballs April 30, 2022