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Name Section on Urban Dictionary 

1. A section of Urban Dictionary where people feel the need to write definitions about their own names to make themselves and those who they wish to have sexual intercourse with feel better.

2. A section of Urban Dictionary that is misused as a burn book to roast someone (usually a person from school) the author doesn’t like.
A few examples of what people do in the Name Section of Urban Dictionary.

1. Jason: “I’m gonna look my name up in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Jackson: “What does it say?”
Jason: “‘Jason- Jason is the coolest kid in school and has the biggest penis ever’”
Jackson: “Who would be desperate enough for attention to write their own definition on Urban Dictionary?”
Jason: “Me, you dummy!”

2. Brittany: “OMG this girl named Sally at my school is such a slut. I’m gonna write a definition about her in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Becca: “LOL that would be sooooo funny! What will it say?”
Brittany: “Sally- Sally is a slut who is a loser and is ugly. She is also a cow.”

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All of the definitions on urban dictionary were written by people just like you now is your chance to add your own

Right for a large audience lots of people will read this so give some background information don’t name your friends will reject inside jokes and definitions naming noncelebrities in the boxes below link to other words with square brackets for example booty will become booty
All of the definitions on urban dictionary were written by people just like you now is your chance to add your own

types of ads that are in Urban Dictionary 

backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd

did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie

UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool) 

Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit
Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!

Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).