Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.

I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.

by rukbro December 1, 2021

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

Bro?

When someone says something sus about a sexual comment

I like it how my uncle does it.

Bro?

by jdogger April 26, 2021

BRO

ur bad lol if u see this and BRO is used by me to be mad at u

COME ON BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO, BRO THAT IS STUPID

by thatsmartboinobodynotices May 20, 2021

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.

The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.

by mlhiss June 15, 2020