punching the bunny

what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man

Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny

by bunny punching fan August 3, 2010

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

punchafaceable

Able to be punched in the face easily

Oh, Tracy. You're so punchafaceable.

by Punchafaceable November 23, 2011

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Punchomie

A crazy Badass muther fucker who will headbutt you for the fun of it and dosent give a shit

That guy is a punchomie

by Brixxie October 13, 2011

Punchinthefacism

(pronounced: punch-in-the-face-ism) To act, speak or motion in a way that results in the deserving of a punch in the face. Also, a regime or form of dictatorship of false imperious, or overbearing power or control; douchetatorship. Feeling a delusional sense of authority towards your equals which forces them to punch one in the face.

"I am so sick of L acting like he is the boss, that last comment he made was such a punchinthefacism!"

"I am going to rise up against this punchinthefacism and show him who is the real boss!"

by TheOriginalDa December 27, 2011

Punching the Butcher

Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.

Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.

Amy: I'm on.

Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...

Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.

Joe: *dons latex gloves*

by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011