schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

by d e f i n i t e November 14, 2021

Fat Girl Flirt

While at a party, you spy a larger woman. She is alone and seems to feel out of place, so you approach her and compliment her to make her feel wanted without any intentions of taking her home.

“Wow that was really nice of you to approach Tina and make her feel comfortable” “I just used the fat girl flirt, works every time”

by smitbrro November 1, 2017

meanie fat head

a name you call someone when you are joking or mad. especially if the person has a fat head.

man, your a meanie fat head!

by cuppycake-x3 July 14, 2007

big fat dyke

one who is cosmically larger than a real live sister of Safros lesbian, cunt lapper,queer,one who is stuck with the finger,fibraqueen

That big fat dyke was out of this world

by puxatoniphil May 28, 2008

Big fat stupid

Big fat stupid refers to someone whom is big, fat and or maybe stupid.

"I'd like to sign up for ballet class"

"You must be joking, look at you big fat stupid wanting to study ballet, Ah, Ah..."

by A half story teller bully March 27, 2009

Fat Kids Club

An expression used for teenagers and kids who are not fat, but eat as though they should be 500 pounds.

Annabel: Wow Zoe, did we seriously just eat cookies, chocolate milk, and half a thing of Lucky Charms all at once?... FAT KIDS CLUB UNITE!

Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!

by EvilPlanNumberThree May 15, 2010

Fat Cross-Over

The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.

Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009