Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

butter dog

dog with da butter on it

person 1: yo what da dog doin
person 2:butter dog, dog with da butter on it

by grand butter dog 7 September 20, 2021

peanut buttery peanut butter

it's gross

groooooosssss is peanut buttery peanut butter

by yayayayayayay!!! February 2, 2023

Peanut butter licker

The type of person to lick the peanut butter straight outta the jar like a dog

Man alfred is such a peanut butter licker

by plggyua1 May 5, 2024