National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

national wear pants day

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.

Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day

by fastrun97 March 29, 2015

National No make-up day

On this day all girls can’t wear make-up
This is set on the 10th of November

you: why aren’t any of these girl wearing make-up today?
me: because it’s the national no make-up day.

by punnijuppikaki November 6, 2019

National Hate Crime week

A whole week where you can commit hate crimes

Guy 1: Why did you kick that Jewish guy
Guy 2: it’s National Hate Crime Week
Guy 1: Ah sweet I’m gonna kick only black people

by Rrvv November 18, 2019

National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019