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Aww man

This is a phrase that you would shout when you have made a mistake or when someone says something very indecent.
Person 1 - "I Need A Poo, a big sloppy one."
Person 2 - "Awwwwwww man u big biffa got out of my house you indecent little sod!"
by WOOOOOO MANNNNNNNNNN September 17, 2004
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oh man

excitted, happy or surprised about somthing
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.
Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
by Amit G October 19, 2006
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Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '
by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013
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man cave

chiefly american -
a bastardization of "den" or "study" that has brought shame to the english language. man cave is one of those words that makes the listener shudder.

origin of man cave: coined by a slob at the end of the first decade of the 21st century, the repulsive word "man cave" was picked up by a growing population of people with bad taste to describe a deplorable emerging phenomenon of banality. whereas in the past, men who were lucky enough to have an extra room in their houses would generally use them for research, writing, or other constructive activities, a certain new group of men with an abundance of resources and nothing upstairs, began using their extra rooms for sloth and hedonism. words like "study" could no longer be used in a coherent way, while more accurate words likes "porn room" had too many negative connotations. thus, man cave was created to describe this unfortunate consequence of a society afflicated by the disease of affluence.

essential characteristics: man cave is a place where an over-sized slob sits in an over-sized arm chair in front of an over-sized tv and looks at ugly women with over-sized breasts, in a part of the house away from his over-sized wife.
wife: why dont you spend any time with me anymore? youre always in that damn room!
husband waddles to towards the basesment
wife: good! go to your man cave. i dont want to see youre ugly face anyway. i know what you do down there! you filthy bastard!
by acbaebcdedcbcdcba February 8, 2012
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Lil Man

Used by 15 year old chav mums everywhere to describe their sons, who are usually wearing a fake white Nike tracksuit with chocolate ice stains all over it.
Chav mum - Come on lil man let's go to the park and feed the ducks this stale Netto bread!

Chav toddler - No!

Chav mum - Fuck you then you little bastard! *smack, smack, smack*
by Bob Willam August 8, 2009
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man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!
by Rich F December 11, 2006
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