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John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.
John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid
by Krinsey12 June 2, 2020
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John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too
by lanna September 16, 2018
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John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle
I need a John the Tom when I wake up
by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023
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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
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john lau

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you
by bro up October 3, 2020
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Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina
OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor
by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017
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John Lennoned

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!
by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023
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