Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

fucking hipsters

Douchebags.

That is all.

What are those?

Those are fucking hipsters...

.. douchebags.

by Napalmknives May 19, 2014

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

fuck purse

A aggressive hand bag. Who has a gun in it

" Did you see that fuck purse ? "
" no "
" Well stay away from the purse , you don't want to fuck with it "
" Why "
" It usually has a gun in it , they will fire at your damn head " .

by savyyandchanaynay November 29, 2013

Fucked up

A vulgar way of expressing a situation that is unsurmountably ruined or messed up ; often a way of emphasising the stupidity of said person's actions and intended to offend them on a mental level ; an elevated way of describing a pure dumbass

John: I gave Jim 20 quarters and in return I got 100 pennies! What a TRADE! :D
James: Dude you can't get more fucked up than that....

by SiddyBoo June 2, 2015

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Jump Fuck

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline

Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?

by ChickenMama69 September 26, 2018