Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

“He’s a straight bean”

by Djshbabsx November 3, 2020

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

Green bean

A 80 MG fentanol

I'm going to snort this green bean bro!

by stronghulk13 April 19, 2023

paul bean

the term paul bean would mean to leave your child or to have been left by ones father

It could also mean to get so stoned you don’t remember your life

i got so paul beaned last night

paul bean left me

by paul bean March 24, 2018

Saluk Bean

(pronounced Su-Luk-Been)
This Is A Word You Give To Someon With A Gigantic Forehead Combined With A Massive Bean Head, Some one with a big back of the head, Most People Who Have A saluk Bean Are Called abdi.

James: Saluk Bean!
Abdi: Yeh?
James: LOL

by Saluk123 October 18, 2011

Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025