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Glow Cock

A light-skinned penis that when squeezed upon, temporarily shows a glow in the spot that it was squeezed in.
Squeeze that shit you slut! You like that glow cock!
by JizzerNaught July 7, 2012
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Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
by Melhi September 6, 2013
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Cock Yanking

Joking around. To pull one's leg, used by saying "I'm just yanking your cock!"
<<When using "Cock Yanking" you must reword to "Yanking your cock">>

John- I pre-ordered you a PS4 for your birthday!
Joey- Really?? i love you man! You're the BEST!
John- Nahhh, I was just yanking your cock! HAHA
by Monsieur Pomme De Terre September 17, 2013
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Throats cock

"How was the new Twilight movie?" "Throats cock! Just like all the other ones..."

"My school throats cock."

"I can't stand that guy; he throats cock so hard."

"Who's that slobbery cock throater?"
by CockThroater December 1, 2011
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left cock

a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.
Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.
by shamwow69 December 30, 2011
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Cock Fence

The act of 2 males back to back with erections when on the count of 3, they both turn around and begin slapping cocks together. First person to lose his erection is the loser.
Hey man, there's only one beer left. I'll Cock Fence you for it.
by thinkwink February 22, 2011
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Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.
Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.
by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022
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