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The Cheese Effect 

The act of changing your response to comply with the response of your peers on a certain subject because you have no real response of your own or want to fit in.

Derived from the "Cheese Experiment" conducted by Dr. Professor Jon and PFC Mr. Dr. Professor Brandon The 3rd Esquire
Jon: Hey Gavin what is your favorite type of cheese

Gavin: Swiss Cheese

Lukas: I like Cheddar Cheese best

Gavin: Never mind I like cheddar better

Jon: can you say the cheese effect?
The Cheese Effect by DickLicker55 January 13, 2010
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bitty cheese

Cheese made from human breast milk.
The baby wasn't hungry and her breasts were still swollen, so she expressed the milk and we made bitty cheese.
bitty cheese by danspaceman March 22, 2010

after cheese 

after having anal sex and ejaculating in a woman's rear, the male withdraws his penis. when doing so, the semen trickles down into the vagina and combines with the woman's "cum". thus we are left with the after effect; which one would know as after cheese.
the cheese that is left over after... after cheese.
after cheese by C.R.3.@.M. November 3, 2010

Technology Cheese 

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!
Technology Cheese by sanfred December 10, 2012

Cream Cheese Sneeze 

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

Soda Cheese 

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
Soda Cheese by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012

skin cheese

A term that is used to describe when somebody gets meaningless filler tattoos on them just to take up space.
Nice sleeve, bro. I like all of the skin cheese they threw on there.
skin cheese by deeliciousness December 11, 2013