Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 08, 2016

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Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

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A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

by anonymous May 04, 2021

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teacher wont let you out to piss so you piss in the corner

student: "can i take a piss"
teacher: "no bitch"
student: "ill piss in the corner then"

student: *pisses in the corner*

by anonymous March 11, 2024

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what you say when you don't know what to say in a non-awkward conversation to make it awkward

"how's your mom doing?"

"she's terrible, she has cancer in her brain"

"piss"

by scilar March 30, 2021

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When you get pissed beyond the point of no return and you have to be fireman carried to your mates bedroom by your mates sisters boyfriend

Tonight we’re not gonna get pissed we’re gonna get kenzie pissed

by Shireoak10 February 16, 2020

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The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

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