Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021

Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.

- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"

by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE

Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)

by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021

cant handle the bean

When you off the bean but you die.

Chase Williams cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019