Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

gible on deez nuts

ok so theres this pokemon called gible and if you place deez nuts in it it will get chomped

me: hi
him: hi
me: whats the non evolved version of gabite again?
him: gible
me: gible on deez nuts

by capythany March 28, 2023

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

One Nut November

Similar to No Nut November but this time, you're allowed to do it ONE time only, do it twice and you lose!

NOTE: You can just not nut for the entirety of November but that is No Nut November and not One Nut November.

Where mortals become Demi-Gods and Demi-Gods become mortals!

In this challenge, you are allowed to nut only once in the month of November, doesn't matter when and where. just only one nut.

Bob: Hey Billy, are you doing No Nut November?
Billy: No, I already failed :(
Bob: Don't worry, you can still do One Nut November...

by someonewholostatnonutnovember November 6, 2018

chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.

Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag

by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008

sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.

Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts

by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017

wocky nigga nuts

wocky nigga nuts is when someones nuts is wocky and nigga like

man that boy got some wocky nigga nuts

by wocky nuts masta March 15, 2021