your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

by braampie October 11, 2022

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Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

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Your mom

Someone who gave life to you.

Your mom is nice.

by Kenlee elzer April 12, 2022

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Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

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A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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