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butterfly kisses

whilst orally pleasuring a woman, use your eyelashes to stimulate the clitoris, gently. inspired by the 1997 gospel song by bob carlisle.
i was going a little hard with the tongue work so i decided to hit the reset button with a few butterfly kisses.
by dj poopandscoop March 5, 2020
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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022
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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.
We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!
by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014
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Occitanian Kiss

A French Kiss that is a lot further south than normal.
She felt her belt being undone for an occitanian kiss.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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