John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by anonymous June 7, 2018

Joshua john anderson

A boy who be lookin like fishtick and sucks off any big greasy fat guy that sleeps in his white van

That man is a joshua john anderson

by Bigsweatyuncle July 19, 2020

john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache

Wow john shell is here today

by Redryder March 21, 2017

Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

john engeldew

hairy fuck

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here

by rengaed August 9, 2020

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018