An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018
Get the Salty Cunt mug.A cunt face is a childish bitch who gets on your last motherfucking nerve, who doesn’t do anything when asked to, and annoys the shit out of everyone around them especially when you have a class with them.
by Asspickle21 May 12, 2019
Get the Cunt Face mug.Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.
See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.
See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.
Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!
Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!
Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!
by Tres Importante January 22, 2009
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Get the chuckle-cunt mug.Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
by DampDavy April 24, 2020
Get the cunt-spastic mug.When the male climaxes in the anus, he thrusts so hard while still inserted the female flies across the room with semen shooting out her ass like a rocket.
male; OMG im gonna cum!
female; oww pls gimme the cunt rocket!
male; UNNNHHHHH
female;*flies across romm with semen shooting out her ass*
female; oww pls gimme the cunt rocket!
male; UNNNHHHHH
female;*flies across romm with semen shooting out her ass*
by cjthesmangeler November 21, 2018
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