A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
Get the Dark Days mug.A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011
Get the Benefits Day mug.Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
by snootsnoot July 23, 2016
Get the zero-day mug.CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
by WIL-MO July 23, 2016
Get the Catfish Days mug.On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
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used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007
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