busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.

Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts

by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017

chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.

Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag

by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008

gible on deez nuts

ok so theres this pokemon called gible and if you place deez nuts in it it will get chomped

me: hi
him: hi
me: whats the non evolved version of gabite again?
him: gible
me: gible on deez nuts

by capythany March 28, 2023

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

Nut ass bitch

A person who seem really cool that you fuck with , then they start doing weird op shit towards u and still wanna act like your friends

Hey I miss you do you miss me?

What no you speak to me for real.

Ok fuck you pussy That’s why I fucked your friend

You a nut ass bitch stop hitting my line

by Dr.playedyourself September 5, 2018

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019