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dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣
by anonymous October 22, 2020
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Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
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Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.
by Rw46og October 31, 2020
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you're a fish

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it
by WebTV November 1, 2020
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Fish

It be stanky and fishy
Stanky and fishy
Fishy and stanky
Fishy and stanky

It be stanky and fishy
Stanky and fishy
Fishy stanky
Fishy and stanky

I got STDs
They make my coochie itch
It really stinks no matter how many baths I take
I got STD's because of my stank fishy.
by notchharrison on YT November 1, 2020
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Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"
by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020
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Fish

Something that you can WACK someone in the face with. Typically aggressively.
Person: hi
Me: I shall fish you
Person: *agrees to be dead*
by Ur long lost dad November 6, 2020
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