doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

Dish Butter

Volleyball slang for making the perfect set.

Herm: I'm feeling good!
Matt: Why?
Herm: My peeps came down to show me support me while I Dish Butter!

by SoilentGreen February 22, 2018

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts

I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

by Miggitymaan June 1, 2022

Butter

What a plane does when Swiss001 lands it

Swiss001 buttered on the runway

by hahahhahahahhaa May 13, 2022

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012