Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022

Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

Simp

1 - Someone who submits to, makes themselves seem inferior to, or otherwise degrades themselves for the sake of another person or excessively praises said person in hopes of receiving sexual favors from them later on.
2 - Acronym for Someone/Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Synonyms:
beta, cuck, minor, simpleton, submissive

Antonyms:
alpha, chad, dominant, major, sigma
Derivatives:
simping, simped

“God, John is simping for Amy again?”
“Yep, it can’t be helped.

by Crim GB December 9, 2021