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Let's do a John 

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost
- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

Suck my John Wick 

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug
Suck my John Wick by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

National kiss John day 

Find someone named john and kiss them on 21st of november
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

Eat shit from John 

To swallow your pride
Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
Eat shit from John by Soproanomon January 1, 2023

dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.
dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

an Elton John 

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.
Don give an Elton John to Terry.