cock piano

The act of when Tim watson violently attacks a keyboard or piano with his relatively small penis resulting In a melody

Wana show me your cock piano skills

by Cock piano October 1, 2017

Cock polishing

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick

Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.

by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

Cock Nuggets

The fuckin cafeteria food

I saw some Cock Nuggets.

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

vanilla cock

White dick

Yoooo alissa took this vanilla cock yesterday

by 99_43 April 10, 2017

Cock steam

The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat

Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night

by __Mudkip November 1, 2017

Birthday Cock

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.

My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.

by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017

cock loogie

When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

by ElongD69 May 11, 2018