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Bloodstone

British heavy metal band from town of Corby in Northamptonshire.

Formed in 2001 with the sole desire of pissing off the townie element of their home town, Bloodstone have slowly become something of a fixture at local rock gigs. Their unique brand of True Corbarian Metal combined with their dumbass humour and striking good looks makes this a band that won't be getting famous any time soon.

Certain bizarre rumours circulate the town regarding the band. Most of these are true.
chav1: "oh Daz iz that the twat from Bloodstone?"

chav2: "yeah it is innit"

chav1: "go on deck him"

chav2: "nah I heard they worship glue and sniff Satan or somethink"

chav1: "oh I'll do it then" *SMACK*
by Po-nose August 29, 2008
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Bloody Hitler

A bloody hitler is when a female KNEEL over a mans head and drips menstrual blood while he lays down.

ONLY WORKS IF ITS ON HIS UPER LIP. OTHERWISE ITS A NAUGHTY CHAPLIN.
Ralphs getting a Bloody Hitler!

EWWWWW!

Wait, no its a naughty chaplin :(
by Morkensid January 22, 2010
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vaginal bloodshot

the act of blood being propelled out of a female's vagina during menstruation.
John seriously reconsidered his decision to get his red wings after taking a vaginal bloodshot to the face.
by napes April 23, 2006
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blonda

term for blond woman often stupid
that blonda was such a bitch
by my little mystry January 18, 2010
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Blonde Bomber

A natural blonde female who has blonde pubes.
I went to go down on her and realized that her pubes were blonde. She was a blonde bomber bro. It was epic.
by The Muff Diver Pro January 20, 2014
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BloodMatrix

BloodMatrix is a graphic design guru, web design extrordinaire, etc. He resides in California, USA. His reputation for outstanding web-design abilities is well known among his online hangouts and has spread exponentially.
His site is www.bloodmatrix.net
"Seen any of BloodMatrix's gfx? He is a god"
by BloodMatrix February 22, 2005
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bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage
My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.
by David January 17, 2005
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