tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Meat Sweats

When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body

"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

Bread meat

The delicious fluffy interior of the bread beneath the crust.

Dont get me wrong sharon, i like the crust, but the bread meat is far superior.

by Grantis toboggan MD October 12, 2018

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018