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e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.
Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.
by samuelducanada May 6, 2011
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e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.
The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.
by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010
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e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.
Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"
by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010
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e-plosion

the explosive, ie great, development of the Internet. Derivatives include e-plode, e-plosive, e-plosiveness, etc.
Today's world is marked by e-plosion.
by uttam maharjan December 5, 2010
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E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.
After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT
by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010
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e-freind

Freinds one met online or freinds one communicates with solely online.
WARNING: using this word is extremely, extremely nerdy.
I follow my e-buddy Jazzy on Twitter and e-mail my e-freind El Twerpo daily.
by _Amaya Sakaruta_ July 5, 2010
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spice-E-jack

A term used to describe a super gorgeous & sexy guy. His name may or may not be jack but it refers to the jack from Jack in the box. E for Extra Spicy.
Girllll have you seen that Spice-E-jack there by the corner? he one finnneeee man!
by jarnella wikalikikipopop July 7, 2010
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