poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.

Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.

by too tired lol October 12, 2023

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

poop

a substance that comes out of your bøõtÿhôlė. it is fat. it is large. it is a long sock looking dìčk type thing. thank you.

joe biden: i just pooped out a sock!! well it looks like a sock... uhm what is this?? im confuseddd

me: it’s poop 🥵😈🤪😏🤭😎🥶✌️😭😏😎🛖😏✌️⚫️🤭💙

by pøõp November 20, 2020

Poop

something that comes out of your butt. It’s stinky too.

Josh: Do you want to know the story of poop? Ok so there was this guy named Josh and he needed to go to the bathroom and then he took a poop. The end!
Lisa: uhhhhhhhh you’re weird.

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022