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Go-to-guy

nickname for Jordan Thomas Cooper given by Nikki Haley’s Office
The go-to-guy was the first black staffer to have a nickname by a governor in American history.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.
Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture
by simpnation January 5, 2020
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The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.
I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.
by Mercana March 21, 2020
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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020
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April Uprising guy

"You are like that April Uprising guy! Don't reveal my secret plans!
by PatriotRocket42 May 11, 2020
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Sand Rich Guy

Guy from Egypt, rich and will always have spare change in this pocket and is a Jew, and cant get laid with any amount of money there is.
by Bolel July 11, 2020
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Stand up guy

Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
by Gonzorino September 9, 2020
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