balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.

John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry

by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006

dick trickles

A nasty STD that causes the penis to drip a pus-like fluid.

Juan regretted his night of fun with a prostitute after he wound up with a severe case of the dick trickles two days later.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

pretty dick

A nice circumsized dick, good length, looks smooth and a nice color

You have a pretty dick

by Baddraqq March 5, 2018