by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018
Get the hyperblastic cunt mug.A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.
Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.
Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.
Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.
by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012
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Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?
Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?
by Thehotone November 16, 2015
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Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010
Get the Cooter Cunt mug.Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.
Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.
Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.
Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)
by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014
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