John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.

Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.

by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019

John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

St john rigby

Denise is kewl, thats all

At. St john rigby, Denise is the best

by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

traphouse john

The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes

Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 1, 2019

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019