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Hot Bean Cat

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."
by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011
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The Cat in the Hat movie

A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.
"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1
by Beefcube April 27, 2005
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cat in ya pants

to have a cat in ones pants
Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
by wierdlass February 12, 2008
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Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
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coolest cat in the castle

a person who is the greatest person youll ever meet like kt
Kt your the coolest cat in the castle!
by kyle June 3, 2004
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Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.
That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!
by Magarat October 22, 2009
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old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006
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