Skip to main content

Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
mugGet the Screaming pissmug.

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.
"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"
by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020
mugGet the Piss Momentmug.

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 17, 2023
mugGet the Piss Carpetmug.

piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.
A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!
by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021
mugGet the piss upmug.

thinks her piss is port wine

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
mugGet the thinks her piss is port winemug.

piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
mugGet the piss boardingmug.

Piss

It's poo
I piss my pants said dad I say me too
by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021
mugGet the Pissmug.

Share this definition