blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs

Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.

by ap808 October 21, 2024

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

mom-and-popped

To enlist permission from another authority after one authority denied an initial claim. In practice, this would be like a child not getting a favorable permission from a parent, and then going to another to hopefully get a new, favorable outcome.

Lenny the office worker wanted to listen to music at work, but his boss said no. He then mom-and-popped the situation and asked his boss's boss to hear some tunes.

by TacticalStrikeBeagle August 12, 2021

Giankys Mom

Sex Tool

I fucked the shit out of Giankys mom

by The Straightest Man Alive June 22, 2020

BEST MOM EVER!

Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks Mom!

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by Creator of zel terms January 3, 2024