tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

Meat fat

Meat that is fat

Wow she got hella meat fat

by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 8, 2019

Meat-Bag

Gaming term used for a teammate whose main skill is to lure enemy forces out to better the team. One who doesn't have the best K/D spread, but is crucial in that he puts the need of the team in front of his own personal gain that normally results in death
-a sacrifice that benefits the team

"Don't worry guys, I will meat-bag to bring the other guys out from hiding."
"Alright guys.... This is it for me, my last ride... It is time to meat-bag for my bros"

by Steve813 March 14, 2015

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by anonymous May 27, 2022

Peg meat

The equivalent of slam pig/cum dumpster/dick holster, derogatory term referring to a straight submissive man who is pegged by a dominant female utilizing a strap on dildo/vibrator; hopefully a share if she knows wtf is up.

That cute guy crying in the romance section of the book store looked like a prime slice of peg meat.

by Yourdadtaughtme May 21, 2018